Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!
Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade: Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

Holy crap on a shit sandwich!

English Teacher: I've never met anyone as great as you. I'm really just always attracted to such dirtbag guys. Some bum, some lying pig.
Drillbit Taylor: Stop it. You were starting to rant a little bit.

Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes

Drillbit Taylor: What do you teach?
English Teacher: English.
Drillbit Taylor: My native tongue.

You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.

Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully.

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Drillbit Taylor Quotes

You know what this is? A wing, and you are under it. All three of you, right there.

Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor: Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan: Just a highschool bully.

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