Elf Quotes

Buddy: [answers phone] Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk.
Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nun: But the children love the books!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gimbel's Manager: Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow.
Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buddy: [to Jovie] I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up. So... do you wanna eat food?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buddy: [in the mail room] It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
Jovie: No way.
 • Rating: Unrated