Fight Club Quotes
Narrator: Clean food, please.
Waiter: In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating clam chowder?
Narrator: No clam chowder, thank you.
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Ricky: [to Bob, while interviewing for applicants] You're too old, fat man.
[to Angel Face]
Ricky: And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!
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He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.
Narrator
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Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...
Tyler Durden
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I want bowel cancer.
Narrator
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Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
Narrator
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She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler Durden
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You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
Tyler Durden
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[Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents]
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
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