Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
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Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...
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Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'F**k the lemons,' and bail.
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Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
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Kemo: Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
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Matthew: I just went from six to midnight.
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: ...yeah, probably
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Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!
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Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.
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Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.
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