Juno Quotes

Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juno MacGuff: I think I'm, like, in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
Juno MacGuff: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rollo: That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paulie Bleeker: Can we make out now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.
Juno MacGuff: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa Loring: How do I look?
Bren: Like a new mom. Scared s**tless.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juno MacGuff: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks, probably like a sea monkey right now, and I should let it get a little cuter.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Uh, dad?
Mac MacGuff: Yeah?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just wet my pants... or...
Mac MacGuff: "Or"...?
Juno MacGuff: Or... THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0