Knocked Up Quotes

Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to f**k me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonah: I'm going to murder-ball you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonah: She-lika-da-way your d**k taste!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: [quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.
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Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
Ben Stone: Vrrooooom!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alison Scott: Why don't you go f**k your f**king Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox.
Jason: I had the chicken pox three times. I have no immunity to it.
Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Debbie: [to Ben and Pete at dinner] Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and f**k each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0