She-lika-da-way your dick taste!

Jonah

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• Added: June 07, 2007

I'm going to murder-ball you!

Jonah

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• Added: June 07, 2007

[to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...

Ben Stone

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• Added: June 07, 2007

He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.

Debbie

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• Added: June 07, 2007

Ben Stone: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison Scott: And a little bit Spanish?
Ben Stone: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.

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• Added: June 07, 2007

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!

Fantasy baseball player

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• Added: June 05, 2007

Pete: There are five chairs in this hotel room!
Ben Stone: That's WAY too many chairs for one hotel room!

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• Added: June 05, 2007

He has man boobs. That means he has bad jeans.

Debbie

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• Added: June 05, 2007

Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: You mean, with emotion?

• Permalink: I'm pregnant. You mean, with emotion?
• Added: June 05, 2007