Check out these Kung Fu Panda quotes and see why the animated story starring Jack Black and Angelina Jolie is so beloved.

You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.

Mr. Ping

[standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

Po

[breathing heavily] I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you tell me where we're going?

Po

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Po

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

Po

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

[standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen *Bear* style!

Po

I'm not dying, you idiot!

Shifu

Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!

The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

Jack Black stars as the Kung Fu Panda! The animated adventure is enlightening and entertaining for kids of all ages.

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Kung Fu Panda Quotes

Get ready to feel the thunda!

Po

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.