The LEGO Movie Quotes
Emmet: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...
Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling] Really hard?
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD!
Emmet: Woah... OK.
- Permalink: Woah... OK.
[to Emmett] Come with me if you want to not die.Lucy
- Permalink: Come with me if you want to not die.
Vitruvius: We are entering your mind.
Lucy: I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
Emmet: That's not true. Introducing, the double decker couch so everyone could watch TV together and be buddies.
Lucy: That's literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Vitruvius: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worse.
- Permalink: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worse.
President Business: [On TV] Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take care to follow the Instructions
President Business: , or you'll be put to sleep.
President Business: AND DON'T FORGET TACO TUESDAY'S COMING NEXT WEEK!
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Green Lantern: Don't worry Superman, I'll get you out of there
Green Lantern: Oh my gosh, my hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.
Superman: I super hate you.
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Batman: [while under attack] To the Batmobile!
Batman: Dang it...
Wonder Woman: To the Invisible Jet!
Wonder Woman: Dang it...
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Batman: Relax, everybody. I'm here.
Emmet: Batman? Awesome! Could you make one of these in orange?
Batman: I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.
- Permalink: I only work in black. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.