Go faster, make this thing go faster...!

Roxanne Ritchi

Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us...

[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...

Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!

Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!

Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...

Lady Scott: A baby!
[holds infant Metro Man in her hands]
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, I saw it in the store and thought you'd love it.

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!

[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Titan

Megamind: She's using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets! Very smart. But such tricks... won't work... on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!
Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOO predictable!

Would it kill you to wash the bag?

Roxanne Ritchi

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Megamind Quotes

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

Megamind: I had a fairly standard childhood. My parents couldn't wait to get me out of the house...
[Just before a planet is pulled into a black hole, a couple places their child in a rocket ship and prophesize greatness in his future]
Megamind: It was a high expectation to place on an eight-day old...
[Just as the rocket ship leaves, another planet that gets pulled into the hole sends off their own rocket ship, and the two collide with each other and race to Earth]
Megamind: It turned out a family in the Proxima quadrant had the same idea. That was when I met Mr Goody-Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivalry was born!