HEY! How ya doin? I'm Jules' fiance! Just stopped by for a little conjugal visit!

George Downes

If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.

Julianne Potter

You kissed him! At my parents house! On my wedding day!

Kimmy Wallace

This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless!

Julianne Potter

The misery! The exquisite tragedy! The Susan Hayward of it all!

George Downes

Kimmy Wallace: He sucks soup through his front teeth.
Julianne Potter: That's a trademark move - don't touch that one.
Kimmy Wallace: But he sure can kiss.

Julianne Potter: You're going to humiliate me, aren't you?
George Downes: Only if I can.

Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!

George Downes

Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, FUCK ME.
George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.

George Downes: Why don't we stop and have a drink? You can take a later flight.
Julianne Potter: No, no, no, no. I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella and I haven't one clue how to do it.

You're probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps even looking at those nails thinking, "God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure."

George Downes

Tell him you love him. Bite the bullet.

George Downes
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Julianne Potter: I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Michael O'Neill: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering.
Julianne Potter: Except it makes me fungus.

Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it?

Julianne Potter
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