Norbit Quotes

Norbit: Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen of WHORES!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pope Sweet Jesus: The wrapper says 'Ribbed for her pleasure' but turn it inside out and it's ribbed for YOUR pleasure.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rasputia: Hell to the no!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[Rasputia is about to kill Norbit]
Mr. Wong: WHALE HO!
Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Big Jack: If you do anything to make my little sister cry or hurt her or do anything to her, I'm gonna come at you with razor blades and lemon juice.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Rasputia: Who the hell was eating that turkey ass?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

[after harpooning Rasputia in the ass]
Mr. Wong: Bingo! Right in the blowhole!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.
Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.
Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Rasputia: [after seeing Norbit trying to go out, she yells at him] NORBIT!
Norbit: Oh! Rasputia! Good Morning, Rasputia! How are you this morning?
Rasputia: Where the hell you're going?
Norbit: Oh, ummmm... I was just going to Raging Waters.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run like little bitch?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0