Risky Business Quotes

Jackie: [about calling Lana] It's what you want. It's what every white boy off the lake wants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Service Manager: Who's the U-Boat Commander?
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Miles: [reading personals] "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place!?"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Miles: I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Joel Goodson: Porsche. There is no substitute.
Miles: F**k you.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Joel Goodson: My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
Miles: That should never stop you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel Goodson: College women can smell ignorance... like dog s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated