Witness these Scott Pilgrim vs. the World quotes and a truly original superhero story comes to life.

You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.

Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.

Wallace Wells

You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Gideon Gordon Graves

You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

Envy Adams

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

Lucas Lee

Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?

You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

Roxy Richter

Talk to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday. Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

Todd Ingram

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World features MIchael Cera as a man who must fight his girlfriend's seven ex-boyfriends to win her heart.

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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: Seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Well, that's not that bad.

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