Shrek the Third Quotes

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puss in Boots: Some people just don't understand boundaries.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sleeping Beauty: "Who dat?!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puss in Boots: [to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!
 • Rating: Unrated

Donkey: [sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
 • Rating: Unrated

Donkey: [To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.
 • Rating: Unrated

Donkey: Look out! They got a piano!
 • Rating: Unrated