[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...

Puss in Boots

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.

Snow White

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Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

Artie

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"Who dat?!"

Sleeping Beauty

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Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

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[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots

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Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

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Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

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Look out! They got a piano!

Donkey

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