[to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...

Puss in Boots

Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden hair extensions.

Snow White

Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

Artie

"Who dat?!"

Sleeping Beauty

Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

[After switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

Puss in Boots
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Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Snow White: Waiting to be rescued!

Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

Look out! They got a piano!

Donkey

[To Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... to you, and you and youuuuu.

Donkey

Some people just don't understand boundaries.

Puss in Boots

[sees Shrek naked] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

Donkey
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Shrek the Third Quotes

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop It!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

Donkey: [after becoming Puss-in-Boots] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Shrek: Donkey...
Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!