Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.

Oh Great. Snakes on crack!

Neville Flynn

Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
[Looks around]
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!

[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.

Mercedes Harbont

[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

Mercedes Harbont

Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?


Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.


This shit's bananas!


Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

Who's your daddy now, bitch?


Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Neville Flynn

Do as I say and you'll live!

Neville Flynn
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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