Snakes on a Plane Quotes
Sean Jones: I've never flown on a plane before.
Neville Flynn: See? Things are looking up already.
Oh Great. Snakes on crack!Neville Flynn
Ken: [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks] Okay, looks like the venom has to be sucked out.
Ken: Anyone? Ok, fine. I'll do it.
Big Leroy: [pushes Ken away] Oh, there will be no sucking! Get this guy away from my ass!
[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.Mercedes Harbont
[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.Mercedes Harbont
Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?Paul
Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.Paul
This shit's bananas!Troy
Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!Three G's
Who's your daddy now, bitch?Ken
Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!Neville Flynn
Do as I say and you'll live!Neville Flynn