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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Brennan Huff

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.

Brennan Huff

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dale Doback

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

Brennan Huff

Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Brennan Huff
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Step Brothers features the comedic chemistry that is Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Their movie is hilarious, as can be seen when you watch Step Brothers online.

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Step Brothers Quotes

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!

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