Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!

You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff

Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

[after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.

Dale Doback

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

Brennan Huff

Derek: So what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We can hug?
Derek: Yeah you'd like that ya faggot!.... I'm sorry, I'm new to this.

I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

Brennan Huff

He better not get in my face, 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

Brennan Huff

Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!

Dale Doback

Martha Stewart, Oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one, who do you pick?

Dale Doback
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Brennan Huff: This house is a prison!
Dale Doback: On planet bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!

Dale Doback: Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan Huff: It will give us so much extra space in our room to do activities!
Dr. Robert Doback: Your adults, you can do what you want.
Dale Doback: This is the funnest night ever!

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