Superbad Quotes

Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guys either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell: I am McLovin.
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my c**k.
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Becca: Your c**k is so smooth!
Evan: You would too... if you were a man.
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Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming."
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Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so s**t-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!
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Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
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Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest f**king story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
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Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my p***y. I never would've been able to handle your four inch d**k inside my p***y without that gigantic bottle of lube.
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Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck d**k at f**king p***y.
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Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.
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