I don't know if we should be doing anything too official.


Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?

Hey, man, I was doing some research for next year and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to. The Vag-Tastic Voyage.


He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.


Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.


Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!


I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.


I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...

Officer Slater

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!

Officer Michaels

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

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Superbad Quotes

[imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.


Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little baby toes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.