Dana: I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Marty: Hey, shush, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

He's got a husband bulge.

Marty

Sitterson: That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Wiry Girl: Yes, you had Zombies. But this is Zombie Redneck Torture Family. Entirely separate thing. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.

Somethin' weird is going on.

Marty

Curt: What is that? [spoken seriously while staring at the lake]
Dana: What?
Curt: In the lake, I swear to god I...
Dana: Yeah, right...
Curt: No seriously. Right there. Don't you see it? There. It looks just like my girlfriend.

Mordecai: Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of [pauses]
Mordecai: Am I on speakerphone?
Hadley: No, no of course not.
Mordecai: Yes I am. I can hear the echo. Take me off. Now.
Hadley: Okay, sorry.
Mordecai: I'm not kidding. It's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

It was the pioneer days; people had to make their own interrogation rooms -- out of cornmeal.

Marty

I'm never going to see a Mer-man.

Hadley

Curt: I think we should split up. We can cover more ground that way!
Marty: Really?

Dana: Thanks for... being decent.
Holden: Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.

Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!

Marty

Let's get this party started!

Curt

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The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

Curt: I think we should split up. We can cover more ground that way!
Marty: Really?

Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!

Marty

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