The Dictator Quotes
We dictators aren't all bad. While Western countries continue to ravage our planet's resources, we preserve our land and conserve it by burying thousands of bones in single mass eco-graves.General Aladeen
Store Customer: God, the police are such fascist bastards.
General Aladeen: Yes, and not even in a good way.
I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.General Aladeen
General Aladeen: You're an Apple Genius, so what do you do?
Nadal: Mostly I clean semen out of laptops.
[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?General Aladeen
You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not elbow deep in my vagina?Pregnant Woman
General Aladeen: Sub Saharan, can you have 150 child warriors here by 5:00pm?
I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche.General Aladeen
General Aladeen: Don't worry, I am Wadiya's number one actor. You don't win 4 Wadiyan Golden Globes for nothing.
Nadal: Yes you do, because you gave them to yourself!
A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?Megan Fox
General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!
Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.