The Girl Next Door Quotes

Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically being a f**king boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Those crazy little f**kers man, they sure know their numbers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Matthew: Why didn't you just tell me?
Danielle: Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard...
Matthew: Wait!
Danielle: F**k you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Okay, people, let's make some f**kie f**kie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This f**ker right here.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Eli: Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f**k her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! F**k her for me! For me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: Minions!
 • Rating: Unrated