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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Quotes

Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
[Steve hits Ned in the face]
Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Ned Plimpton: You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
Steve Zissou: Okay, listen, Ned. Don't you try to...
[Ned hits Steve in the face]
Steve Zissou: I think your Team Zissou ring might've caught me on the lip.

Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.

Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou: All right, just make sure we steal the backup.

Good lord. God protect that poor little stooge.

Oseary Drakoulias

I don't have a problem with objective reporting. What I have a problem with is some wombat... coming on my boat trying to railroad me.

Oseary Drakoulias: By the way, who knocked up the journalist?
Steve Zissou: I'm not sure.

Don't be mean to me. I just wanted to flirt with you.

Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.

Alistair Hennessey

Vladimir Wolodarsky: [talking about Jane] I like her hairdo.
Pelé dos Santos: Me too, but Steve called her first.

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