The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

Magda

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Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf and beer." Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

Mary's Stepfather