The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

Magda

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Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-ass!

Mary's Stepfather

Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.