Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up. Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy? Mr. Briggs: No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk. Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving. Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shit-faced to remember to pick you guys up. Janey: Ok, bye, daddy. [Kisses him on the cheek] Mr. Briggs: Bye, Pumpkin.