So, with Playboy looking to get the fast track to your local multiplex, MTV decided to do some casting.Who should play Hef?
Ewan McGregor - The only thing stopping us from loving this idea is Ewan tends to fall a little flat when he goes American.
Hugh Jackman - He's got more charm in his pinky than Jude Law's got in his Alfie wannabe body. Plus, Ratner and Hugh seemed to get along alright on X-Men: The Last Stand.
Owen Wilson - He's the butterscotch stallion, people! And, judging from our subscription to TheHollywoodGossip.com, he's been preparing for the role all his life.
David Duchovny - He projects intelligence and a sexy subversive edge. But is he bankable without Gillian Anderson by his side?
Johnny Depp - We're not really sure why, except that we know he'll do something interesting with it.
Russell Crowe - When you want a hit of testosterone from your leading man, who do you turn to if not Crowe?