New Quotes from Blazing Saddles

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We added 24 new quotes to Blazing Saddles. You can browse our complete collection of Blazing Saddles Quotes or check out the follow sample:

  • Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Applicant: I like rape.
  • Jim: Look at my hand
    [raises hand and holds it level]
    Bart: Steady as a rock.
    Jim: [raises other wobbling hand] Yeah but it shoot with this one.
  • Bart: Are we awake?
    Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
    Bart: Yes, we are.
    Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
  • Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

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