Reel Movie Reviews: 10,000 B.C.

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Reel Movie Reviews: 10,000 B.C.
It would be an understatement to say that 10,000 B.C. has been panned by movie critics.

But it would also be an understatement to say the film isn't raking in dough at the box office. Here's a breakdown of just what reviewers are saying about it:

- In the realm of heroic historical loincloth adventures, 10,000 is much less than 300. -- Minneapolis Star Tribune

- An atrocious waste of a perfectly good CGI budget ... at least the Geico commercials make an effort to get the historical accuracy right. --

10,000 B.C. Picture

- The kind of movie that people will discover new and hilarious ways to mock for years to come. -- Mark Reviews Movies

- [I] saith to you that I had a strangely good time, and whether that is from laughing at 10,000 B.C. or laughing with it I knoweth not, although I strongly suspect the former. -- Boston Globe

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10,000 B.C. Quotes

[in the pit, after deciding to not kill the Saber-tooth] Do not eat me when I save your life!


Look, it's growing so fast.