With Semi-Pro arriving on DVD tomorrow, it's time to relive some of the classic lines uttered by the movie's main character, Jackie Moon.
Check out a sampling below and then be sure to browse though our complete collection of Semi-Pro Quotes. Enjoy...
Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
Jackie Moon: If you see an opposum, kill it. It's not a pet.
Jackie Moon: It's like the Titanic but with bears!
Jackie Moon: I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.