Jackie Moon Quotes from Semi-Pro

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With Semi-Pro arriving on DVD tomorrow, it's time to relive some of the classic lines uttered by the movie's main character, Jackie Moon.

Check out a sampling below and then be sure to browse though our complete collection of Semi-Pro Quotes. Enjoy...


Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!


Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.

Moon Shot

Jackie Moon: If you see an opposum, kill it. It's not a pet.


Jackie Moon: It's like the Titanic but with bears!


Jackie Moon: I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.


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