Opening This Week: You Don't Mess with the Zohan, Kung Fu Panda

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A couple of rough guys you don't wanna meet in a back alley enter movie theaters this weekend. One is a Mossad agent; the other is a Panda.

Here's a closer look at each new film...

You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Stars: Adam Sandler
Quick synopsis: The Zohan doesn't wanna be in the army; he wants to be a hair dresser.
Prediction: Disappointing, at least compared to past Sandler hits such as Billy Madison. Viewers are getting sick of his act.

Kung Fu Panda
Stars: Voices of Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie
Quick synopsis: A panda must learn kung fu in order to save his people.
Prediction: This may be a stretch, but you heard it here first: Po the Panda scraps his way to the top of the box office. Indianan Jones and Carrie Bradshaw who?

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