New Movie Quotes from Baby Mama, The Duchess and More!

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Our staff spent the last week gathering movie quotes from an assortment new and old releases.

Vote on your favorites by following the link above. First, if you wish, enjoy the examples of serious and funny quotes below...

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook
: What if that had been poop?! -- Baby Mama

Shelley: Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? -- The House Bunny

Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never do a full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. -- Tropic Thunder

Lady Spencer: All of London is talking.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: Oh, let them talk! -- The Duchess

Maury Ballstein: You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. -- Zoolander

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