Movie Quotes from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Ghost Town and More!

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From new DVD releases to major motion pictures currently playing in theaters, we've gathered the latst, funniest movie quotes from across the film landscape.

Vote on the bestby following the link above. Meanwhile, here's a sampling of some of our recent favorites...

Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day. -- Forgetting Sarah Marshall

SaulSilver: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv?
Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! -- Pineapple Express

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes. -- Get Smart

Hospital Nurse: We brought you right back. People die all the time.
Bertram Pincus: Yeah, but it's usually just the end. -- Ghost Town

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money! -- Burn After Reading

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?!
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?! -- Baby Mama

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