My Bloody Valentine 3-D Review

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Yes, we gave My Bloody Valentine 3-D 4.5 gummy bears. Does this mean it's almost a perfect movie?

Of course not.

But it does mean that it fulfills pretty much everything anyone attending a film called can ask My Bloody Valentine 3-D for.

This is an R-rated horror movie in every conceivable way; it's simply bursting with gory murders and loads of nudity... all delivered in three amazing dimensions!

My Bloody Valentine 3-D Movie Poster

We won't even get into the plot because, come on, does anyone care? This is really all that matters:

The movie takes full advantage of its 3D capabilities. We're talking about a gag once every five minutes, from gouged eyeballs, flying viscera, spinning pickaxes and, it's worth mentioning again, a boatload of nudity.

Any wonder now why we honored the film with such a high rating?

My Bloody Valentine 3-D Review

Editor Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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My Bloody Valentine 3-D Review

Yes, we gave My Bloody Valentine 3-D 4.5 gummy bears. Does this mean it's almost a perfect movie? Of course not. But it does mean that it...

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