Memorable Quotes from The Hangover

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The Hangover stars a guy from The Office and features a cameo by Mike Tyson.

So, how could it not be hilarious?!?

In case you are somehow not convinced, based on the description above, here's a sampling of The Hangover quotes:

Alan Garner: Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane... Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden! | permalink
Alan Garner: It would be so cool if I could breast-feed. | permalink
Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. | permalink
Phil Wenneck: [his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay. | permalink
Black Doug: I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em groundies.
Alan Garner: Or rapies | permalink
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The Hangover Quotes

Alan Garner: Who's baby is that?
Phil Wenneck: We'll deal with the baby later.
Stu Price: We're not gonna leave a baby in the room. There's a tiger in the bathroom!

Phil Wenneck: Tracy, it's Phil.
Tracy Garner: Phil, where the hell are you guys?
Phil Wenneck: We lost Doug.
Tracy Garner: What? We're getting married in five hours.
Phil Wenneck: Yeah... that's not gonna happen.