The least well-kept secret in Hollywood is that Michael Moore has been working on a documentary about the financial market.

We can now report that the name of this project is Capitalism: A Love Story, as the controversial filmmaker says it addresses the causes of the global economic meltdown.

"It will be the perfect date movie," Moore said this week. "It's got it all - lust, passion, romance and 14,000 jobs being eliminated every day. It's a forbidden love, one that dare not speak its name. Heck, let's just say it: It's capitalism."

Moore has made three of the top six highest-grossing documentaries: Fahrenheit 9/11, Sicko and Bowling for Columbine.