Robert Pattinson Exposed in New Moon!

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In this recently uncovered New Moon photograph, hunky Robert Pattinson bares his, um, soul to a virginal Kristen Stewart.

Robert Pattinson's Crotch Sparkles

It's true what they say, Twilight vampires do sparkle when they're *exposed* to sunlight! 

Yeah, yeah, we know, it's a pretty childish joke, but it was too perfect to pass up.

Parents, have no fear. This is clearly nothing more than a pesky flash reflection from an amateur photographer who was trying to get a quick snapshot of a glossy magazine they were too cheap to buy and scan. We don't believe Robert Pattinson will actually be disclosing his member in the film itself. It is PG-13 after all...

New Moon hits theaters November 20.

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New Moon Quotes

[from trailer] The absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.

Bella Swan

Alice Cullen: It's time, it's time.
Esme Cullen: Happy Birthday, Bella.
Alice Cullen: Let's open your presents, there'a a cake too.
Bella Swan: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.