It's true what they say, Twilight vampires do sparkle when they're *exposed* to sunlight!
Yeah, yeah, we know, it's a pretty childish joke, but it was too perfect to pass up.
Parents, have no fear. This is clearly nothing more than a pesky flash reflection from an amateur photographer who was trying to get a quick snapshot of a glossy magazine they were too cheap to buy and scan. We don't believe Robert Pattinson will actually be disclosing his member in the film itself. It is PG-13 after all...
New Moon hits theaters November 20.