Take a Trip Back With Some Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes!

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In Hot Tub Time Machine, three friends and one nephew take the trip of a lifetime as a ho-hum getaway at a dilapidated ski resort turns into a blast from the past when the four men wake up in 1986 after a crazy night of drinking in their room's suspiciously modified hot tub. Once in the past, Adam, Nick and Lou must do whatever they can to fix the things they've screwed up in order to preserve their futures, and ensure that young Jacob is conceived!

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Hot Tub Time Machine stars John Cusack, Craig Robinson, Rob Cordry and Clark Duke, and is currently in theaters. Relive the 80's with some memorable quotes from the movie! While you're at it, don't forget to peruse our Hot Tub Time Machine pictures, and read all of our Hot Tub Time Machine quotes in the gallery!

Nick: I may be off, but I think it's in reference to blowin' a dude. | permalink
Lou: "I love you, Jacob!"
Jacob: "F*** you!"
Lou: "Little scamp. They say the damnedest things, man." | permalink
Jacob: "Nobody f***s my mother in the past!"
Kelly: "I feel pregnant."
Lou: "You're welcome." | permalink
Jacob: "Guys! This is scientifically possible."
Lou: "Oh, my god. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible." | permalink
Adam [commenting on young Nick's haircut]: "You look like Kid 'n Play."
Nick: "That's actually two people." | permalink
Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones." | permalink
Adam: "If you don't like it, you can move back in with your mom."
Jacob: "No, I can't. Actually, she moved in her new boyfriend. I will not be anywhere near that."
Adam: "She moved in with him?"
Jacob: "Yeah, the taxidermist. The taxidermist is stuffing my mother." | permalink
Jacob: "For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones."
Lou: "You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones." | permalink
Nick: "It must be some kinda... hot tub time machine." [Looks directly into the camera] | permalink

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Hot Tub Time Machine Quotes

Dr. Jeff [asking Adam and Nick about Lou]: "You are his friends, right?"
[Awkward silence]
Nick: "It's like that friend who's an asshole, but he's our asshole."

"That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now, tellin' us we've been 'punk'd' or whatever."

Adam [after a knock on the door]

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