Hilarious Expendables Trailer Beckons Men to Theaters

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On August 13th, Sylvester Stallone and his crew of 80's and 90's action stars are The Expenables, and a seemingly fan-made trailer is calling on all males to flock to theaters to support the film.

The Expendables is a hard-hitting action/thriller about a group of mercenaries hired to infiltrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission begins, the men realize things aren’t quite as they appear, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger, the men struggle with an even tougher challenge – one that threatens to destroy this band of brothers.

Youtube user TheMonocularGroup has posted what seems to be a spec trailer, boasting hilarious title cards designed to stoke the fires that burn within the guts of tough guys everywhere, chastising men for "handing the keys to Hollywood to teenage girls," and then going on to explain the goal: The Expendables must defeat Eat, Pray, Love at the box office, or it's all over for dude movies, and if so, men everywhere should hang their heads in shame.

Check out the trailer below, and see all of our official Expendables trailers in the gallery!

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