Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal Bring Back Grindhouse on New Machete Lobby Cards!

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20th Century Fox has released two new grindhouse-style lobby cards for Machete, featuring Jessica Alba and our first look at Steven Seagal as a samurai sword-wielding drug lord!

Expanded from the original Grindhouse trailer, the feature-length version finds Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator.

Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Check out the new lobby cards below, and see both original and feature-length Machete trailers in the gallery!

Click on the thumbnails to view larger versions:

Machete Lobby Card- Jessica Alba
Machete Lobby Card- Steven Seagal

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Machete Quotes

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Machete don't text.


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