Lindsay Lohan: Back in the Habit for Machete!

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Sure, Lindsay Lohan is facing jail time for breaking her DUI probation, but she's practically a saint in Robert Rodriguez' feature-length version of Machete.

Well, okay, not quite;  she's got a bad 'tude and a big gun, too. 20th Century Fox has released a new image of Lohan, in full nunnery habit garb from the new grindhouse film, set to be released on September 3, 2010.

Expanded from the original Grindhouse trailer, the feature-length version finds Machete (Danny Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator.

Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

See the new image of Lindsay as April below, and catch all of our Machete pictures in the gallery!

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Lindsay Lohan Looking Saintly

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Machete Quotes

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Machete don't text.


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