Trailer for the Next Twilight Movie Released! Oh Wait, No... it's the Parody Vampires Suck

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Look out, Twilight! A new vampire movie is here to eclipse Eclipse, a parody called Vampires Suck, from the people who brought you Meet the Spartans, Date Movie, and Epic Movie!

Okay, well, that might not sound so appealing, but fans of Twilight who can take a joke might have fun with Vampires Suck, and those who think the saga of Edward and Bella is stupid and lame, well, it looks like this will only be stupider and lamer.

In the Twilight spoof, anxious and non-vampire teen Becca is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

Like any good parody film, the jokes aren't restricted to just vampire movies. Several moments in the trailer take shots at Alice in Wonderland and Jersey Shore. You have been warned!

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Vampires Suck Quotes

Becca Crane: Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form. Becca disbelievingly]
Becca Crane: A chihuahua?

Becca Crane: Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?
Jacob: [Holds up employment contract] My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.

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