Got a craving to slash some bad guys like Machete or slay some zombies like Alice, but can't remember what punchline to deliver when you're through? Have no fear, for we've got the best quotes from Machete and Resident Evil: Afterlife to help you remember!
Below are just a few samples of what you'll find in our Machete quotes and Resident Evil: Afterlife quotes galleries!
Machete: Machete don't text. | permalink
Sartana: We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us. | permalink
Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f**k out. | permalink
Alice: [narrating] The Umbrella Corporation feel safe, they feel secure. They're wrong. | permalink
Alice: Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady? | permalink
Albert Wesker: You should have brought more. | permalink