Got a craving to slash some bad guys like Machete or slay some zombies like Alice, but can't remember what punchline to deliver when you're through? Have no fear, for we've got the best quotes from Machete and Resident Evil: Afterlife to help you remember!

Below are just a few samples of what you'll find in our Machete quotes and Resident Evil: Afterlife quotes galleries!

Machete: Machete don't text. | permalink

Sartana: We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us. | permalink

Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the f**k out. | permalink

Alice: [narrating] The Umbrella Corporation feel safe, they feel secure. They're wrong. | permalink

Alice: Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady? | permalink

Albert Wesker: You should have brought more. | permalink