Warner Bros. Reboots Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon Not Happy

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Just more proof that nothing is sacred to Hollywood and studios will never turn down an easy buck, Warner Bros. has announced plans to reboot Buffy the Vampire Slayer, by remaking the 1992 movie that spawned a television series, which gained a cult following, which made writer/creator Joss Whedon the man we know today... as the guy who's directing The Avengers.

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But, there's trouble in paradise: Whedon won't be involved at all in the new reboot, as Warner Bros. has hired scribe Whit Anderson to bring the character back to the big screen. "Whit who?" you say? Well, Whedon didn't sound too pleased either. Check out his comments after the jump!

This is a sad, sad reflection on our times, when people must feed off the carcasses of beloved stories from their youths—just because they can't think of an original idea of their own, like I did with my Avengers idea that I made up myself.

Obviously I have strong, mixed emotions about something like this. My first reaction upon hearing who was writing it was, "Whit Stillman AND Wes Anderson? This is gonna be the most sardonically adorable movie EVER." Apparently I was misinformed. Then I thought, "I'll make a mint! This is worth more than all my Toy Story residuals combined!" Apparently I am seldom informed of anything. And possibly a little slow. But seriously, are vampires even popular any more?

I always hoped that Buffy would live on even after my death. But, you know, AFTER. I don't love the idea of my creation in other hands, but I'm also well aware that many more hands than mine went into making that show what it was. And there is no legal grounds for doing anything other than sighing audibly. I can't wish people who are passionate about my little myth ill. I can, however, take this time to announce that I'm making a Batman movie. Because there's a franchise that truly needs updating. So look for The Dark Knight Rises Way Earlier Than That Other One And Also More Cheaply And In Toronto, rebooting into a theater near you.

Leave me to my pain! Sincerely, Joss Whedon.

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Joss Whedon

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Joss Whedon is a screenwriter, executive producer, film and television director, comic book writer, composer, actor, and the founder of Bellwether Pictures. Basically, he is a man of all talents.

He was the creator and showrunner of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which starred Sarah Michelle Geller, Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse.

Recently, Whedon has co-written and produced The Cabin in the Woods, in addition to writing and directing the third highest-grossing film of all time, Marvel's The Avengers.

Needless to say, he has been nominated and has won an large amount of awards for his works.

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