No Strings Attached Funny Movie Quotes

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Check out some of the funniest quotes from No Strings Attached.  The film stars Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher as two friends who decide to take their relationship to the next level - physically, not emotionally. 

The two start their friends with benefits relationship to quickly find out, it's not that easy.

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No Strings Attached was #1 at the box office its opening weekend.

Check out some of the most memorable quotes from the raunchy comedy and see all of the No Strings Attached quotes in our gallery.

Adam: Cheers. (Taps date's wine glass)
Lucy: Oh thank you.
Adam and Lucy (Go to kiss, bangs head together instead): Oww.
Lucy: I'm so sorry. That was such a fail on my part. Wait, can we, I can do better than that, can we try again?
Adam: Sure. Mulligan. Let's, why don't we... (sit down on couch and start making out)
Lucy: Oh my god, this is happening, this is really happening, you're touching me...
Adam: Maybe we don't need to talk about everything. | permalink
(Said to Adam): Don't screw it up. Ten years from now you're going to be having sex with your wife and it's going to be in the missionary position and one of you is going to be asleep. | permalink
Emma (getting into cab): Take me to Adam's house.
Cab Driver: Where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives. | permalink
Adam: I know what going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days. | permalink

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No Strings Attached Quotes

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!


Emma (getting into cab): Take me to Adam's house.
Cab Driver: Where's that?
Emma: Where Adam lives.

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No Strings Attached is another predictable rom com where you know exactly what's going to happen - two people meet, engage in some kind...

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