Quotes of the Day: Bridesmaids

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Did you get a chance to see Bridesmaids this weekend?  It is totally funny and full of one-liners you can definitely quote.  Check out some of the funniest ones from the film to get you started.

If you haven't seen Bridesmaids yet, read our Bridesmaids movie review.

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Battle of the Bridesmaids
Helen: Oh my God, you got food poisoining from that restaurant, didn't you.
Annie: No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine.
[As Becca starts to feel sick and attempts to control pucking] | permalink
[On the plane]
Annie: I am ready to parrrtyyy. | permalink
Lillian: You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you. | permalink
Lillian: You remember my cousin Rita. Rita just bought a new house. It is gorgeous.
Rita: I wouldn't know, I only see the kitchen and the laundry room, and the ceiling in my bedroom.
Rita: [after pause] Sometimes the floor. | permalink
[As Annie's teeth is blackened by what she is eating, looking like she is missing teeth]
Annie: I don't need dental work.
Lillian: You are right.
Annie: There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
Lillian: You are so beautiful. Will you marry me?
Annie: Yessss | permalink
Lillian: This is Becca, from work.
Becca: Is that your husband? [pointing to a man standing behind Lillian]
Annie: Oh no, I don't know him. I'm single.
Becca: I was just so distraught when I was single.
Annie: I'm fine being - by myself. [Becca makes a distressed face] | permalink

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Bridesmaids Quotes

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