Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides this weekend? If you didn't, you were one of the few.
Captain Jack Sparrow is back in an all-new adventure and the fourth installment in the popular franchise brought in a staggering $90.1 million domestically on its first weekend.
Check out some of the funniest quotes from the movie below and be sure to find all the Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides quotes on our quote page.
Relive the magic of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Joshamee Gibbs: I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth. | permalink
Angelica: I am starting to think you don't know where you are going.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Its not the destination so much as the journey. | permalink
Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first? | permalink
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish Convent, anyway?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake. | permalink
Captain Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog. | permalink
Captain Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it. | permalink