Harold and Kumar returned to theaters in a Christmas spectacular in 3D this past weekend. As is the case any time the dynamic duo appear, whether it’s Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle or Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Kal Penn and John Cho provide us with movie quotes by the dozens.
In celebration of the third film’s arrival, A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas, we’ve compiled a few of A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas quotes. And keep checking back as we update this page often -- if there was ever a movie with a bevy of quotables, it’s A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas!
Kumar: Those kids put something in here.
Harold: Is it drugs? Is it semen?
Kumar: Doesn’t taste like semen... | permalink
Harold: I shot Santa Claus in the face. He's real, and I shot him in the face. | permalink
Kumar: How are you still alive?
Neil Patrick Harris: What are you talking about?
Harold: We saw you get shot, remember?
Neil Patrick Harris: You have to be more specific...
Kumar: In that whore house?
Harold: In Texas?
Kumar: You branded a prostitute...
Neil Patrick Harris: Oh yeah... | permalink
Todd: I'll Skype you later, or text you later. Or both at the same time! | permalink
Kid at Party: Who are those guys? | permalink
Gracie: Get off of me! I thought you were gay!
Neil Patrick Harris: I am gay...gay for that! | permalink