Tower Heist Quotes: We're Not Criminals!

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What would a good Eddie Murphy movie be without producing a slew of memorable quotes? Tower Heist is no different. The film debuted November 4 and it came “this” close to winning the box office with critics hailing the return of Murphy at his best.

Tower Heist Stars Eddie Murphy, Ben Stiller and Matthew Broderick

Tower Heist stars Murphy as Slide, Ben Stiller as Josh Kovacs, the general manager of a luxury apartment building in New York City, and Michael Pena as Rick Malloy -- the new bellhop -- while Casey Affleck goes against type in his performance as Charlie and Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe is Odessa the maid.

Be sure to check out the film and don’t miss all of our Tower Heist quotes.

Josh: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick: White neighbors? | permalink

Charlie: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh: Don't worry. I know someone who does. | permalink

Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh: You don't remember Mrs. Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.
Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!
Josh: Asthma doesn't cause seizures! | permalink

Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
Josh: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Charlie: Die! We're all gonna die! | permalink

Slide: I will blow your face clean off your face! | permalink

Slide: How is this supposed to be right if you made it out of Legos?
Josh: The dimensions are completely accurate.
Slide: Man you might as well use Lincoln Logs. (Holds up a small Lego person) And who's this, Webster?! | permalink

Odessa: You married?
Slide: Say what?
Odessa: You married?
Slide: No, I ain't married. What's up?
Odessa: Just taking a poll.
Slide: Taking a poll?
Odessa: I'll take your pole... | permalink

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Tower Heist Quotes

Charlie: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh: Don't worry. I know someone who does.

Josh: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
Rick: White neighbors?

Tower Heist Review

Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, director Brett Ratner and the entire Tower Heist cast and crew have done something impressive with their film....

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