Jack and Jill Quotes: We are Nothing Alike

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The Adam Sandler-starring Jack and Jill is still in the box office top 10 after three weeks of release, despite mixed reviews. Sandler fans have lined up as they always do as Jack and Jill has earned over $64 million thus far. The film looks to be Sandler’s next $100 million earner. What audiences can also count on from a Sandler movie is lots of great movie quotes and Jack and Jill is no different.

Adam Sandler Stars in Jack and Jill

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Jill: Are you going bald?
Jack: Huh?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face. | permalink

Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you. | permalink

Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you. | permalink

Al Pacino: Your sister and I grew up on the same streets. When I look at her, I see me.
Jack: When I look at her I see me too. | permalink

Jack: This is insane, man, you've got to call him!
Jill: Oh will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister. | permalink

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Jack and Jill Quotes

Jack: Jill this is Otto.
Otto: Nice to meet you.
Jill: (Yells) :Nice to meet you! He's homeless, right?
Jack: Are you whispering with a bull horn or something? Everybody hears you.

Jill: Are you going bald?
Jack: Huh?
Jill: No no no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack: Okay.

Jack and Jill Review

Adam Sandler movies hold a special place in many an audience member’s heart. Jack and Jill should land right in the wheelhouse of...

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