The Sitter Quotes: Babysitting Sucks!

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Jonah Hill proved his movie star mettle yet again as his The Sitter opened in second place behind the superstar heavy New Year's Eve. The comedy is as surprisingly touching as it is hilarious and further proves Hill is the man when it comes to comedy with a heart. Another joy witnessing The Sitter is it is filled with memorable quotes to keep us laughing days after we've seen the flick.

Jonah Hill is The Sitter

Hill is Noah, a slacker given the selfless task of watching over three young kids for his Mom, Sandy. Hilarity and chaos ensue when he takes the kids into New York City.

It's time to sit back and enjoy some of our favorite The Sitter quotes.

Noah: My name's Noah Jaybird. Ca caa! What's your name?
Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby.
Noah: Soul Baby?
Soul Baby: Yeah.
Noah: Keep it in control baby. Tears, no fears man.
Soul Baby: Is that right?
Noah: Respect it, don't neglect it. Treat it, don't beat it.
Soul Baby: You're a bada** motherf**ker. | permalink

Karl: I let my haters be my motivators! | permalink

Noah: What's up little tampon? | permalink

Noah: I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter. | permalink

Sandy Griffith: Have you started looking for a job yet? What about babysitting?
Noah: Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things. | permalink

Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit. | permalink

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The Sitter Quotes

Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

I let my haters be my motivators!


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In The Sitter, Jonah Hill and company have taken the babysitting movie and brought it to another level. Hill plays Noah, a slacker who is...

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